mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.

yes please

(Source: misterdarcy, via guy)

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)

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Q: do you believe that everyone is pretty?

littlesqueal:

I’m actually really happy you asked me this.

I’m going to be completely honest, if you asked me this a month ago, I would’ve probably thought.. well, no. But, I have just come to this realization (that’s actually quite obvious and simple) that, yes… Everyone IS pretty. Everyone has different preferences. For example, maybe you have a big nose and maybe you do not like your big nose because you prefer small noses… Well, that boy in your chemistry class happens to prefer your big nose over small noses. His idea of pretty is a big nose. Your nose.

Staying true to my honesty, no, I do not find everyone in the world pretty. I think that because I have a certain preference for things. Everyone in the whole world has a different preference. So, I believe that everyone in the whole world is pretty….to someone. May not be me, may not be the boy you currently have a crush on, but that’s okay.

You are pretty.

Don’t forget that. 


asked by Anonymous

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via guy)

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How rape trials should go?
  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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