ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via guy)

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via obviousdestruction)

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thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl, via guy)

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Q: M: im annoyed. So people sexualize boobs ya know and anything with cleavage gets marked as slutty. I took this cute selfie in a tank top and I never take selfies cause km uncomfortable with my boy anyway I had cleavage in it and my friend quos younger than me liked the photo so she took similar but with less boobs and Mt other friend told me I enourcaged bad behavior cause she had cleavage. What?? bad behavior would be drugs not a selfie. Them told me mine was slutty cause of my boobs. Alright.

acaciabrinleyopinions:

GIRLS AND BOYS AND EVERYONE ACTUALLY IS STUPID DON’T LISTEN TO THEM YOU WHATEVER THE FRICK FRACKING FUCK YOU WANT 

Your body your life your choice that’s the end of it.

They have no right to say anything so fuck it


asked by Anonymous

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Q: Why should'nt i kill myself tonight? I don't have any reasons to live on

littlesqueal:

You have a billion reasons to stay alive… Google reasons why you should live and there’s a billion right there…. Imagine all the people that have only have a couple days or weeks to live and how they would do anything to live a full life like you.. I think you want to leave because you’re not liking how things are going for you… But you’re in charge of your life and your happiness.. So you don’t like it? Fix it! A friend or boyfriend is upsetting you? Ditch that bitch. You don’t need them. Random kids are bullying you online or at school? FUCK EM. YOU’RE FUCKING RAD AND THESE KIDS HAVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS TO FIX. But imagine all the things you’ll miss out on in life…. Meeting your one true love… Getting married…maybe having kids and then your kids having kids… There’s so many things that you’d miss out on.. things that will make you think….”Why did I ever want to end my life?” So just hold in there, love… You can do it.. I know you fucking can.


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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via guy)

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via guy)

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hemurderedtwenty-onepilots:

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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That isn’t Halloween, that’s a ga twenty one pilots show

(via iss-yews)

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